What is Bacon Sails Embarrassment?


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BSE or FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE: apt demonstration of the importance of spelling.

BIGGABACON SAILS!!!!

There was consternation throughout all partsof Asda (the UKdivision of Wal Mart) when a female executive in the meatdepartment mis-spelled a boastful announcement about the size of her BACON SALES.

The accompanying pictures of the largeFAMILY PACK ("the sourceof our success"), pinkand attractive as they were, served only to add to the confusion.

The bacon sails embarrassment reached as far as the boardroom, where the red-faced chairwoman shifted nervously in her seat.

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