Bacon Smuggler

What is Bacon Smuggler?


1.

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

See vagina, bacon, meat curtains, cunt, smuggler


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