Bacon Smuggler

What is Bacon Smuggler?

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

See vagina, bacon, meat curtains, cunt, smuggler

Confectionate

1. To get down and dirty with someone in the corniest way ever. Only to be used by the profesionalest of people. "Lets confectionate..

Nice From Far, Far From Nice

1. Any person (especially a woman) who, from a distance, looks like they are worthy of a portion but upon closer inspection is revealed to ..

Theophil

1. a faggot ass dickface who treats girls like shit. oh; and deserves to die and extremly painful death. lucas theophil ehly. See gay, k..

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