Bacon Smuggler

What is Bacon Smuggler?

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

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Sweat The Bed

1. when, upon waking, one finds one's self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature ..

Ignantatious

1. Stuborn, unruley, annoying, persnickety, persistant "Amanda was being very ignantatious over the phone about something miniscule a..

Stray At Home Mom

1. Known to be this right after giving birth and when the time occurs when she is most fertile. She will stray from the marriage when the ..

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