Bacon Strips Edit Meaning

1.

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

2.

The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.

"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"

See bam!

3.

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.

#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.

See bacon strips, pussy lips, guitar face, bunko

4.

smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs

ill have some bacon strips and eggs

5.

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

See meat curtains

6.

Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.

Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?

No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.

See labia, pussy, vagina, vaganus

7.

A Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with those curtains.

See meat curtains