Bacon Teeth

What is Bacon Teeth?


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A mystical creature that lives in a tree house down by the river.It's believed to have super powers that consist of turning snot into lube and time traveling.Rare photos have caught this creature riding a skateboard and laying down raps about slushies and ho's.It's diet consist of cheese in a can and twinkies.It's believed to be a friendly creature that occasionaly is seen dry humping alleyway furniture..

Damn dog..That shit was like David Copperfield with a splash of Bacon Teeth..

See bacon, raps, skateboard, humping, traveling


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