What is Bacon Torpedo?
1.
The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.
Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!
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2.
another term for my COCK.
Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.
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When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.
*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No.. 
1. 
Beating your dick. masturbating. spanking it.
Dude, we caught Mike riding the tractor when he thought we were sleeping!!
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