Baconista

What is Baconista?

A purveyor, seller, or otherwise pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.

One who baconifies baconify or baconizes baconize.

Sausage won't do this morning. I have to go see my baconista.

See baconify, baconization, baconize, baconized, baconizing

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