Baconlube

What is Baconlube?

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Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™. baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.

NOTE: This is not a real product nor is this an ad of any kind.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night?

Guy 2: Well, I went out and bought some Baconlube. Fill in the Blanks ;)

Guy 1: Oooohoo nice!!

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