Baconsolation

What is Baconsolation?

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The act of comforting or consoling someone with bacon.

Mom told Betty not to worry about being called fat at school. She explained that lots of famous and successful people were morbidly obese, as she dished out some soothing baconsolation in the form of a few smoky and warm rashers of fine swine.

See bacon, bacony, console, consolation, rasher, fatback, comfort, taunt, funny, sarcasm, food
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