Bad Ass

What is Bad Ass?


1.

A person who defines supreme confidance, nearly divine abilty, and a frequent disregard for authority. Very few badasses live in the current era, but are portrayed frequently in the media. The difference between the standard badass and a regular hero (or villan, bad guys might, reasonably enough, actually have an easier time being badass) Take James Bond, for example. He is not a badass. He acts out of loyalty, he is not particularly capeble, and he is just a tad bit too perfect to be a badass. Dirty Harry is a badass. He has absolutely no loyalty to anone except his own version of justice. He kills anyone who even bends said rules, and does it without anything even resembling restraint. He is also completely devoid of fear. Villans can be badass, but it works differently for them. Take Darth Vader, for instance. He is not particularly badass, because he has this complex loyalty thing going on. However, Vicous from cowboy bebop is a badass, because he doesn't care if its his own mother who's crossing him, he'll kill him/her anyway. Oddly enough, evil badasses often come off as strangly aristocratic, as their uncaring actions and dignified personalities combined with the standard perfect grooming and flowing garments of any good archvillan gives them a rather regal aura.

In the movie Saw, two men panicked when presented with torture and death, and were forced into a vicous cycle of parinoia and pain.

A badass would have heard "I'm going to kill your wife and kids at 6PM" and laid back and waited, warning Mr. JigSaw that should he even consider messing with anyone of any importance to him, Party B (for badass) would gut party A (for asshole) like a fish. Then, once he inevitably escaped, would torture mr. Jigsaw into a quivering puddle of madness, no doubt through the amputation of various limbs followed by force feeding said limbs to their previous owner until said owner's stomach explodes.

2.

Living on the edge, a tentancy to disregaurd authority and is notorious for trouble. Also known as BA.

Wow Jay Bator, talking back to the principal was really BA!

3.

1) the severe extreme of maxed out coolness, total disregard for all things weak (ie: emotions, fear)

2) one who follows in the footsteps of the great triumverate of badasses (Spike Spiegel, Samurai Jack, and Batman)

1) Spike Spiegel, Samurai Jack, Batman

2) Han Solo, Rouroni Kenshin (OVA version)

4.

Complete disregard for authority; Breaking rules; Annihilation of inhibitions; Complete freedom; a role- model.

Boy: Damn, that guy is bad ass! Did you see him punch that kid in the face?!

Other boy: Hell yeah, he's crazy. I wish I could do that.

See angelina jolie, indiana jones, chuck norris, rocky balboa

5.

In Pokemon Gold and Silver being able to travel to two regions in one game.

Have you played the new pokemon game? That shit is BAD ASS

See pokemon, awesome, sweet, insane

6.

(n)When someone has sex and it turns out horrible.

Bro 1: Damn, I was so excited to bang this girl, turns out she gave me some bad ass!

Bro 2: Yeah don't worry I remember getting some bad ass from a hooker.

See badass, ass, sex

7.

Chuck Norris

Thats it.

Chuck Norris is a bad ass. No way around it.

See chuck, norris, bad, ass, chuck norris, bad ass


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