What is Bad Beat Story?
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Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.
Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
See
Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?
Good person at poker: Like I care.
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Placing your hand in an ice chest for 5 minutes before masturbating. You may also use a fridge, freezer, or Canada.
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