Bad Big Ed

What is Bad Big Ed?


1.

A bad situation. Often involving room-mates, car problems, girl problems, etc. Sometimes related to bowel problems.

Archaic: The need to stop for gas whilst traveling long distances.

Origin: Big Ed's Gas Farm in the television show Twin Peaks.

"What's your big ed?"

"I got me a bad big ed. I got bad hams, Helvis is in town, and that chicken sandwich from Wendy's ain't sittin' too well."

"Wow. That's bad. . .real bad."


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