Bad Brain Day

What is Bad Brain Day?


1.

A day when nothing anyone says to you makes sense, nothing you say makes sense to anyone else (including yourself), following directions proves problematic and items which should be readily locatable cannot be found (or are found only after much searching on top of one's head).

I knew it was going to be a bad brain day when I finally located my keys in the drawer where I always keep them, my glasses on top of my head, and remembered only after entering the now empty garage that my wife had earlier mentioned that it was her yoga day, which meant she was taking the car.

See forgetful, spacey, scattered, dull, dolt


14

Random Words:

1. A team that hasn't won a World Series Championship since 1954, but still has the best hitter in baseball (Barry Bonds), the best ba..
1. When a young professional couple, upon achieving 2.5 kids and a luxury SUV, leaves their perfectly good home for a larger newer one in t..
1. The only time that a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other mentions the person that they are involved with. They only complain abo..