What is Bad Lettuce Event?
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An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.
"Bill won a free vacation to Europe, but is ill and can't go"
"Man, that's some bad lettuce event"
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