Bad Lettuce Event

What is Bad Lettuce Event?


1.

An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.

"Bill won a free vacation to Europe, but is ill and can't go"

"Man, that's some bad lettuce event"

See unexpected, unfortunate, bad luck, bad news


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