Badad Beans

What is Badad Beans?


1.

cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by Czar Badadio III.

badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.

(see boyko)

(see rise of the dads)


0

Random Words:

1. A really crappy weed. Usually brown and very little green. A whole ounce can get u half high. You: Im buying an 1/8 of weed for 5 bucks..
1. The place you go in order to save up money to buy the sword that you plan to use to kill your boss. Only three more days of w3rk my fri..
1. Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screami..