Badad Beans

What is Badad Beans?


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cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by Czar Badadio III.

badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.

(see boyko)

(see rise of the dads)


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