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the schlong, a big big dong.
'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'
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Having a cock the size of an electron.
An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000..
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When having sex Pickup your partner and have her standing with complete weight on your penis then while she is stuck in the air you tell..