What is Badge Of Shame?
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1. A funny-looking temporary identification card that you are forced to wear when you forget to bring your regular photo ID to work. Immediately noticeable due to its tacky appearance (such as a huge yellow label that stands out like a sore thumb), the Badge of Shame immediately communicates to your peers and co-workers that you are disorganized, forgetful, absent-minded, unprepared and/or generally incompetent.
"Sorry I'm late for the meeting. I left my ID at home, and spent 15 minutes explaining to the moron at the front desk why I didn't have my ID before he finally relented and gave me the Badge of Shame."
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The soft drink Coca Cola.
On our trip to Paris I told the waiter I'd like a Coke and he said "Ah, American champagne."
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A swollen abdomen similar in appearance to a beer gut, but caused not by excess calories, but a buildup of scar tissue from years of abs..
