Badger

What is Badger?


1.

The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...

There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures

2.

Verb. To bother incessantly.

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."

3.

Highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you're in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE

SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE

etc.

See badger, snake, mushroom, cartoon, viral, addictive, annoying

4.

A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.

Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!

Bondy hurry up you badger

Your a badger

See bad person, badger, asshole, cock, fuckhead

5.

an unattractive sub-species of the cougar; whereas the term "cougar" commonly refers to a mature female on the prowl, the term "badger" can bring to mind a fugly cougar.

Johnny went off on a cougar hunt last night, had too much to drink, and ended up spearing a badger.

See cougar, woman, mature, ugly, unattractive, ugly betty

6.

British alternate term for American vulgar term Beaver.

Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussyare parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.

One can also go badger baiting!

"Wouldn't mind licking her badger"

Or, "I fancy going badger baiting tonite."

See pussy, vagina, beaver, cunt, vulva

7.

A random Saying used for trolling, and 'Raiding' of Websites

Originating From the video "Badger Badger Badger"

Person 1: "hey lets raid a room!"

*Enters Stickam room*

"BADGER BADGER BADGER!

MUSHROOM!!!!!!"

Person 2: "What the hell?!?!? Where did all these people come from?"

See badger, mushroom, snake, shatnation, raids


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