Badger Ugly

What is Badger Ugly?


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An extreme to coyote ugly. The victimized male finds himself in the company of a slovenly woman in the morning. He finds himself trapped with one arm under his date. He gnaws his arm off to escape and subsequently gnaws off the remaining arm to avoid the same fate in the future.

That girl is badger ugly.


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