Badgerbanger

What is Badgerbanger?


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A person who has sexwith badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottishpeople often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sexwith it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.

It is often wrongly stated that the Welshare also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.

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