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west ham united football team
W.E.F.T.A.M. be playin today y'all. check it.
See football, urban, street, cockney, sport..
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs..