Badgermould

What is Badgermould?

1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.

2. A small town in Scotland

3. A haircut for a pumpciouscunt

Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"

Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"

Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"

Hot House

1. When you smoke so much in a house that the first and second story become very hard to see through Damn you hot housed the shit out of t..

Kitten Holocaust

1. n. the event of a person masturbating profusely. "Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten." See JB..

Chestshit

1. While your partner is sleeping after you had sex you take a dump on there chest. I was having break up sex last night and before I left..

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