What is Badgers?
1.
Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
2.
1) Medium-sized, blackand white stirped mammals resident in the northern hemishpere.
2) The mascot of the University of Wisconsin at Madison.
1) Wow, that badger attacked me in the woods!
2) GO BADGERS!!! On Wisconsin!
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3.
The star characters that gave the name to an internet animation released in 2004. The animation consisted of badgers, mushrooms, and snakes dancing, repeating their names over and over.
Badger, badger, badger etc.
4.
sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere
ie found quite often in the UK. the UK! they're viscious bastards when you piss them off. oh and some girls make badger noises during rough sex. haha.
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i hit a badger at 70 down a country last night. now it's worm food
5.
mystic creatures that was used as backup against the forces of sauron in the movie "the two towers"
"thats not an orc-horn"
6.
People who show up extra early to garage sales or auctions to try and see the merchandise before anyone else.
Ah shit, we've got badgers in the driveway...tell them the garage sale doesn't start till 7!!
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7.
Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.
"Wow, I just saw a badger."
