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When blowing your load your jizz shoots your victim with punishing force.
i just shot a foot long jizz bullet and it got in her eye... ..
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When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision.
Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good.
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when you take your balls and put it over your girlfriends eyes then sh*t in her mouth...
greg:i gave my girlfriend an iraqy sand goggle..