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n. A person who has never been kissed before.
(term is usually reserved for use with a significant other eg. husband/wife/boyfriend/gir..
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Telewest cable TV is better than sky
Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans..
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a giant fart, that feels like you ripped your intestines out of your anus.
Girlfriend: Did you just fart!?!?!?
Boyfriend: No baby. Tha..