What is Badly Packed Kebab?
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Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.
She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab
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BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
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A slack set of Beef Curtains
Shit! U gunna serve Chilli sauce with that badly packed kebab?
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