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The bits of fecal matter stuck to the hair around the anus.
My fanny crust is itching like crazy...
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An illness that forbids you to go to school. An excuse to get out of school.
Brian: Why weren't you in school today Joe?
Joe: Du..
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Semen spewed forth into open air
When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!..