What is Baff?
1.
v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.
She enjoys a good baffing.
2.
Best Abusive Friend.
Commonly used between baff's J&L.
you can see BAFF's constantly physically and mentally harming one another in the hallways, at their homes, or on the border.
But will foreverly, somehow, stay close friends foreverrr.
"You gave me a concussion!"
"What are baffs for?"
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3.
BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.
Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.
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4.
a term used to describe the act of farting
did you just baff?
do you sometimes baff in the bath?
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5.
verb - to baff
as in 'to baff one out'
1. the act of masturbation
2. the act of ejaculation, usually on someone or something
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'Hang on a minute, I'm gonna go baff one out'
'I baffed one out on her last night'
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6.
a nice bum on a girl
i like your baff