Bag A Penguin Edit Meaning

1. jerking off using a george foreman grill instead of your hand. I was bored with just whacking it so i pulled a lean beef See masterbat..

1. Inconspicuously copping a feel of a woman's body (typically a breast) with your elbow. That party was so crowded I got three schme..

1. Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas all rolled into one. I got tired of celebrating three major holidays all at once, so I just cele..