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A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.
Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener..
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What my uncle yells to get the stray dogs off the back poarch.
(Dogs are on his back poarch)
"shmmyuponuddaere!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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