Bag Of Dicks Edit Meaning

1.

Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.

I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.

"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."

or

"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."

or

"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."

See horrendous, terrible, aweful, shitty, pukey

2.

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

See Rich

3.

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor

2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)

Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?

4.

A bunch of dicks in a bag

You eat a bag of dicks.

See dicks, cock, vagina, pussy

5.

N. A bag--can be paperor plastic(or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/ severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situationor proposition

person A: Did you get marriedyet?

person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.

person A: That's a bag of dicks.

See unattractive, married, bag, penises, situation

6.

Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.

Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!

Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.

7.

A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.

Yes. You're a dick. A bag of dicks.