What is Bag Of Mince?
1.
West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.
She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.
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2.
utterly unnoteworthy,not worth the time of day
See kid's TV these days? just a bag of mince!
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One who fondles testicles.
Assy McGee-Oh yea you like that don't you? You nickel tickler.
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