Bag Of Smashed Ass

What is Bag Of Smashed Ass?

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)

Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?

We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!

See hangover, boozy floozy, tatored, smashed, shitty

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