What is Bag Of Smashed Ass?
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1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see 
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the
boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
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