What is Bag Of Toys?
1.
def: a goofball, loser.
Early 80's Boston slang.
Don't let that goof in here! That fucker's a bag of toys!
2.
A term used to describe how pathetically strung-out and/or
Scott: "Good afternoon Johnny, how do you feel after last night?"
Johnny: "What happened anyway, I don't remember much after that last
eight ball of crack we smoked."
Scott: "Well, neither do I, I feel like a bag of toys!"
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