Bag Weld

What is Bag Weld?

The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.

Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.

Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"

Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"

See jock itch, ball soup, crotch rot, sweaty, gross

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