Bagel Bear

What is Bagel Bear?

1. A mythical creature that consumes an inordinate amount of food and Ovaltine.

2. The epitome of awesomeness.

3. A pulchritudinous female who posses bagels for a nose and ears.

That fat ass eats like a bagel bear.

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