What is Bagel Hoarder?
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A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
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The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indef..
