Bagel Monkey

What is Bagel Monkey?

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

See mountain nigger, towel head, coconut

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