Bagel Rash

What is Bagel Rash?


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A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops

after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by

presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.

Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel

rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,

or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel


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