Bagel Sex

What is Bagel Sex?

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

See bagel, sex, horny, desprate, lulz

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