Bagel Sex

What is Bagel Sex?

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

See bagel, sex, horny, desprate, lulz

Zosted

1. person who is completly intoxicated and roasted Im completely Zosted with this crack n whack O_o See zosted..

W.i.l.k

1. Literal Definition - Work It Like Ketchup When you can't get th..

Unko

1. Japanese word for SHIT (or bullshit). Kore wa unko desu. Unko ga daikirai desu! See unko, shit, bullshit, poop, crap, japanese, poo ..

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