What is Bageling?
1.
you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.
bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*
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2.
Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!
That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.
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3.
grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.
"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."
guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"
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4.
VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.
We should all go bageling this Thursday!
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the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.
Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.
