Bagels And Shmear

What is Bagels And Shmear?


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When you're fucking a chick and you pull out and shove a bagel in her mouth and them shmear all over her face. Then you slap her across the face with locks and squirt lemons in her eyes.

I picked up this girl at a bat mitzvah, we headed to the coat room, and I pulled a bagels and shmear like it was my job.

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