What is Bagouser?
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a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.
Random Words:
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To have a turd only half come out but not fully come out when trying to go to the toilet.
I tried to go to the toilet, but I only enede..