What is Bagouser?
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a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.
Random Words:
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
