Bagpuss

What is Bagpuss?


1.

an english tv program for kids made in the 70`s - bagpuss was a pink and white striped cat who talked to mice. i think he would be shocked to be associated with the above if not a little curious.

did you see bagpuss yesterday?

bagpuss is my favourite program

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2.

UK Children's television show which was boring as fuck, yet suprisingly addictive.

A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.

Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.

The show, looking back, was a load of wankreally, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.

Emily the girl

Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat

The professor - a wodden woodpecker

The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.

See cat, fat, emily, professor, shop, bbc

3.

Alternative word for female reproductive area. (genitalia)

"Cooor i wouldnt wanna catch a look of her Bagpuss.."

"Hmmm i wonder what her bagpuss is like?"

See vag, wendy, pussy, minge


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