What is Bahston?
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It is the Mid-sized town on the Eastern Seaboard located in Mass. that's wicked fookin awful. It is actually awful. Not in the cool way where bad is good sometimes but in the way that it's actually bad. Seriously, avoid it all costs, you're better off taking a long walk off a short peir, and as a matter of a fact if you're from Bahston why don't you do that and do us all a favor.
Crappy Bahston Dude with token Boston Hat: "I'm so wicked awesome."
Any other human on earth: "No dude, you suck at life."
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This term is used as sarcastic description of something not being very much fun. A barrel of monkeys are actually little plastic monkeys..
