What is Bai Jiu?
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Pure distilled evil in liquid form. Chinese firewater that could be used to put a man on a moon of a planet in a far off galaxy. It tastes like a combination of the fires of hell, rotten Indian food and the after effect of China Syndrome. Health warnings do not apply. If you are stupid enough to drink it, you deserve everything you get. All it has going for it is that it burns with a rather fetching blue flame. Other uses can be an engine de-greaser, curry stain remove and glass etcher.
We could avert the forthcoming petrol shortage by filling every car with watered down Bai Jiu.
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