Bail

What is Bail?


1.

1. to leave

2. to bounce

3. to break

4. to be ups

let's bail, man

See Monkey

2.

1. To bounce.

2. To ditch or pull-out of something.

3. What you pay when you are temporarily released from 'holding', pending trial.

1. "Yo, I'm bailing on this muh-fucka. This party is shit."

2. "I'm gunna have to bail on that mission I said we would do."

3. "I can't get involved in another murder!?! I'm out on bail fool."

See Diego

3.

to exit, leave ,take off, get the fuck out of dodge.

dude im gonna bail

See deadcat

4.

to attempt to execute a skateboard trick, but giving up halfway through and not landing on your skateboard

Rob: "Did you hit the switch feeble down the ten stair"

Jim: "No, I had to bail and I racked myself on the rail"

5.

A word that is used to abruptly cut off one's own story or statement before its completion due to boringness or irrelevance. Often used during a story that is important to the speaker that no one else cares about.

Can also be used (somewhat rudely) to effectively stop someone else's story/statement before it gets any worse.

* It should be noted that once the bail has occurred, the story is finished. The speaker may not go back to it (until they make it more interesting or relevant) and no questions may be asked about the story by the listeners.

Mike: "Yeah one time I was getting gas for my car and it was so cold outside and all I had was my emo jacket that's so thin it probably lowers my temperature rather than keeps me warm..." (blank or confused faces of listeners) Mike: "... ok BAIL." (sighs of relief)

Mike: "Yeah one time I was lifeguarding at the indoor pool and it was really humid inside... I can't remember if I was asleep or not...but I think something happened.."

Me: "I'm bailing for you."

Mike: (sullen) "Thank you."

Nice person who feels sorry for Mike: "What happened at the pool? I want to know."

Mike: "It's ok, I bailed."

See give up, continue, idiot, lb, boring

6.

verb- used in conversation to stop someone from talking or to end oneselfs bad story

"so this one time we went to a party (sees that no one is listening)uhhh bail"

"ok mike im going to do this as a favor to you and your sad story...BAIL"

See bailed, bailing, n3wb

7.

To mess up or fail

Steve: Sorry mate, I just knocked your pint over.

George: You bailed.

Boss: You didn't get those facts and figures to me when I needed them.

George: Yeah, I know, I bailed.

See fail, fuck up, screw up, choke


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