What is Baileyentology?
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The study of the life cycle of the mysterious Bill Bailey creature.
Baileyentology - example field notes:
"He moves with the silky precision of a crab..."
"A large creature, usually seen scurrying towards a buffet at dusk..."
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A bite of food eaten directly after performing a subtle verbal insult.
Hippy - "Hey, who took the last cupcake?"
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One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.
"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."
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