Bailmail

What is Bailmail?


1.

An email used to excuse oneself from a date, appointment, or other commitment.

This is usually sent to someone that is known to have a wireless email device and it is usually sent close to the last minute. Bailmail is most frequently sent from someone who has found something better to do.

Bailer: This party is amazing!

Bailer's Buddy: Hey, don't you have to get to that dance thing in a few minutes?

Bailer: Nope. As soon as I found out there were free drinks here, I fired off a bailmail. I'm set for the night.

See bailer, bail, ditch, cancel, abandon


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