What is Bainbridge Island?
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An island in Puget Sound near Seattle with good schools, beautiful scenery, and lots of liberals, lawyers and technology CEOs. Though it has a tendancy to create its own isolated "bubble" of a world, it is overall a very nice place to live. Unless of course you are a teenager, in which case it kind of sucks.
Coffee is one of the most important things to the survival of islanders, second only to the ferry boats connecting it to Seattle. The island revolves completely around the ferry schedule.
BI is stereotyped throughout Washington as a bunch of rich snobs. They are confusing BI with
It is also a hot spot for liberal politics. In the 2004 election, Kerry won 73% of the vote. In every one of the 22 precincts, Kerry was given at least a 2-1 victory.
Bainbridge is mobbed by tourists in the summer, much to the dismay of islanders who are just trying to walk down Winslow Way without being blocked by gaggles of Californians. Considering that Bainbridge is lacking in things to do, this does not make much sense at all.
Tourists should stay off Bainbridge Island because there isn't that much to do there anyway.
Bainbridge Island is totally superior to North Kitsap and kicks their ass regularly.
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bainbridge island is the premier island destination in Washington's Puget Sound. Bainbridge is inhabited by many thugs who love to ride dirty and are fresh like stunnah who shine like paint and rule the summer. whether you are into girls volleyball(or spandex in general)high wasl scores or legendary academic clubs (see: chess/math/debate) bainbridge may be your spot.
Bainbridge Island is hood rich.
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Formerly the town of Winslow, Bainbridge Island is a haven for douche bags. Bainbridge is commonly referred to as "Braindead Island", and this name cannot be closer to the truth. The only thing that is of worth on that rock is the Eagle Harbor ferry terminal. Bainbridge Island is full of a certain species of white kid who think they will inherit the world because their family is rich and they drive an STI. Clothing is commonly Timberland boots, jeans big enough for Jared(pre-subway), Tall Tee's, and more hemp braclets than at all of Burning Man. Their parents are an even stranger brand of wine swilling, Volvo driving, Norah Jones listening douchery. Noted for their terrible driving skills and lack of tact with the lower classes. Main activities include marijuana, music shows at the Guild, losing to North Kitsap at football, and more marijuana
Go back to Bainbridge Island before the prolitariate rise up and kill you in your bed, you rich bastard.
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The small rock in the middle of the Puget Sound where God put all the white people he hates, along with the Queen of the Black People to rule from afar and scare all the white people.
"Dude, why didn't God just send Eve to Bainbridge Island when she ate the forbidden apple? She would've loved it."
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