Bainbridge Islander

What is Bainbridge Islander?


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Someone who lives on Bainbridge Island. There are three types of these people:

1. Very freakishly tall men who still wear big rimmed glasses, and suits that should have stayed in the 90's. They most likely work for Microsoft.

2. Granola cruncher kids, who are unfortunately dressed in leggings and rain boots 365 days a year by their psychotic parents.

3. Strangely attractive men in hiking gear.

It's typically very easy to spot a Bainbridge Islander on the ferry boat.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is tall!

Person 2: Must be a Bainbridge Islander

See bainbridge, tall man


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